A: What's your idea of a perfect date? B: You want me to tell you? A: Yes. I really want to know. B: He has to come to my door with roses. A: And then what? B: He has to open the door of a limousine. A: Then where are you going to go? B: A fancy restaurant with an ocean view. A: That sounds nice. B: We would eat lobster. A: How would your date end? B: With fireworks and dessert.