A: I wish I were a bird. B: I think being a cat would be better. A: But birds can fly. B: Well, cats can climb. A: Birds fly higher than any cats can climb. B: And yet, cats eat birds all the time. A: That's only when the bird is sleeping. B: You just don't want to admit cats are better. A: I know why you want to be a cat. B: Why do I want to be a cat? A: Cats sleep all day, and so do you. B: At least cats can sleep without being eaten.
