A: Are you married? B: No. I'm divorced. A: When did you get divorced? B: I got divorced two years ago. A: Why did you get divorced? B: My wife left me. A: Why did she leave you? B: She said she didn't love me anymore. A: Wow! That's terrible. B: Yes, it was. A: Why didn't she love you anymore? B: She fell in love with my best friend.