A: My laptop is so slow. B: Buy a new one. A: I would if I had the money. B: Why is it so slow? A: That's a good question. B: Did you take it to a computer shop? A: I would if I had the money. B: Well, I guess you have to live with it. A: Sometimes I want to throw it out the window. B: You don't want to do that. A: Why not? B: You might hit someone in the head.