A: I hate shaving. B: Me too. A: I just cut myself again. B: Did you use a new blade? A: It doesn't matter. Old blades cut, new blades cut. B: Maybe you should use an electric shaver. A: They make a lot of noise, but they don't give a close shave. B: Maybe you should stop shaving. A: And grow a beard? B: Sure. Why not? A: Because food and other stuff sticks in my beard. B: Hmm. Here's an idea. Put cream on your face and have the cat lick it off.
