A: My grandma's apartment smells funny. B: So does mine. A: I think it's an old people's smell. B: Really? A: Yes. I think when you get old, you begin to smell. B: Like fruit that is too ripe? A: Yes, just like fruit that is too ripe. B: But the smell is different. A: Yes, old people don't smell like fruit. B: No, they smell like a thrift shop. A: Yes, a thrift shop has that same smell. B: Yes, an old smell.