A: It's time for your bath, young lady. B: But, Mom, I'm not dirty. A: You need a bath every day. B: Why? A: Because you don't want to smell bad. B: I don't smell bad. A: That's what you think. B: If I smelled bad, I could smell me. A: I can smell you. B: I can smell you, too. A: That's my perfume. B: When can I wear perfume?