A: People are funny. B: They sure are. A: Did you hear about the pilot? B: The one that stole a small plane? A: Yes, he stole a plane in Canada and flew into the U.S. B: Did they catch him? A: Yes. After two U.S. fighter jets followed him for an hour, he landed on a highway. B: Did he crash? A: No, he just landed the plane and walked to a restaurant. B: Did the cops find out why he flew into the U.S.? A: His life sucked. He was hoping a fighter jet would shoot him down. B: Poor guy.
