A: Beer is a powerful drug. B: So are cigarettes. A: Which would you prefer? B: What do you mean? A: When you die and go to heaven, they will offer you beer or cigarettes. B: I could pick only one or the other? A: Yes. Nothing's perfect, not even in heaven. B: Boy, that's a tough one. A: What's so tough about it? Of course, I would pick cigarettes. B: But cigarettes taste much better when you have a cold beer. A: Well, you can't have everything. B: I don't think I want to go to your heaven.
