A: I don't like our flag. B: What's the matter with it? A: It's too much like other flags. B: Yes, a lot of flags have stripes. A: A flag should be pretty. B: What should our flag look like? A: It should have a pretty woman on it. B: That's ridiculous! A: You don't like pretty women? B: Of course I do. But not on our flag! A: Every nation should have a pretty woman on their flag. B: You can't go to war carrying a flag with a woman on it!