A: The cops finally found the husband. B: What husband? A: The husband of the driver who ran over two college students at 3 a.m. B: Oh, yeah. The girl died instantly, and the boy is still in the hospital. A: The husband said he tried to help the boy. B: Yes, he pushed him off the hood of the car. A: No, he said he gently placed the boy on the street. B: So what? They still drove off. A: The husband said a fire department was nearby. B: So what? Did he dial 911? A: He said he was thinking about it, but he didn't get around to it. B: He didn't get around to turning himself in, either.
