A: $140. I can't believe it. B: What are you talking about? A: I got a ticket downtown for $140. B: Were you speeding? A: No, I was crossing the street. B: Were you jaywalking? A: No, I was in the crosswalk. B: So why did you get a ticket? A: The officer said the red hand was blinking. B: Was it blinking when you entered the crosswalk? A: No, the white WALK sign was blinking. B: You should fight that ticket. I'll be your witness.
