A: TV news is so stupid. B: They shouldn't even call it news. A: Last night they told us about a cat in a sofa. B: Yesterday they told us about a dog in a pipe. A: Last week they told us about a bear in a back yard. B: Last month they told us about a mouse in a restaurant. A: The weatherman tells us the temperature in every town. B: The sports guy shows us players fighting. A: They always tell us "what's next." B: They always make "what's next" sound exciting, but it never is. A: It's more like news for kids. B: They should have kid reporters.
