A: Give me a hug. B: I'm not in the mood. A: What's the matter? B: I saw you looking at that woman. A: What woman? B: You know, that woman with the big boobs. A: I was not looking at her. B: You were, too. A: I'm not interested in her. B: Then why were you looking at her? A: I was looking at something else. B: Oh, really? Then spend tonight looking at the sofa.