A: I'm calling the waiter. B: What's the matter? A: This steak has too much fat. B: What do you want the waiter to do? A: Bring me a better steak. B: I wouldn't do that. A: Why not? B: They will drop the new steak on the floor, step on it, and then spit on it. A: You're crazy. B: Then the waiter will give you a big smile as he brings you the new steak. A: Where do you get these crazy ideas? B: I used to cook in a restaurant!