A: Did you watch that golf tournament? B: The one that Tiger won? A: How did he do it? B: It was nothing for him. A: He sank a 20-foot putt on the last hole to win by one stroke! B: He sank a 25-footer last year at the same tournament to win by one stroke. A: I think he is from outer space. B: No human could possibly play golf that well. A: Whenever he needs a shot to win a tournament, he makes that shot. B: No human can do that. A: Somebody should check his birth record. B: I bet it says he was born on Mars.