A: The city is buying guns. B: What are they paying? A: Up to $200 for each gun, no questions asked. B: Why are they doing this? A: They want to get guns off the street. B: Who would turn in a gun for $200? A: That isn't a good deal? B: A good gun costs $400 or more. A: Well, if you bring your receipt, maybe they'll give you $400. B: I'll keep my receipt and my gun. A: I didn't know you had a gun. B: Everyone in America should have a gun.