A: I hate flying. B: So do I. A: A long time ago, flying used to be okay. B: Now it's like riding a bus. A: You're jammed in with people all around you. B: Half of them are coughing, and the other half are sneezing. A: You don't have any elbow room or knee room. B: People are always getting up to use the bathroom. A: Kids are crying or climbing over you. B: It's a flying zoo! A: I wish I could afford first class seats. B: Doesn't everybody?