A: Our TV remote is filthy. B: Yes, it's covered with crud. A: I'm going to clean it. B: Don't use water on it! A: I'll use a damp cloth. B: Don't let water get into any of the cracks. A: I'll squeeze the cloth so it's almost dry. B: Don't rub the numbers off the remote. A: I will rub gently but firmly. B: Do it quickly, please, so I can change channels during commercials. A: I'll give it back to you in a couple of minutes. B: Maybe we should put it in a plastic bag to keep it clean.