A: Want to go to the writing workshop with me today? B: Nah man, my writing skills is tight. A: You mean "are" instead of "is," right? B: Yeah, of course! A: You should come with me. Our college has great workshops. B: I don't want to look stupid. A: You won't. You look stupid using incorrect grammar. B: Fine. How long is the workshop? A: It's about an hour. B: I don't think my attention span is more than 5 minutes. A: Don't worry, I'll pinch you to wake you up. B: That's a clever idea.