A: Wow! Your books are over the due date by one month. B: It would have been longer if there wasn't a hold on my record. A: What kind of hold is on your record? B: A hold that won't let me go to the college football game. A: Oh, that's tough. B: Yeah. My girlfriend is actually a cheerleader, and so I have to go. A: You're not going to like what I'm going to say. B: What is it? A: I can't remove the hold even if you pay the overdue fee. B: Is it a technical error? A: I don't know! I just can't remove it! B: If my girlfriend breaks up with me, I'm blaming you.
