A: You know you can't park here, right? B: Listen, I had to talk to my friend really quickly, and there was no parking spaces. A: I'm going to have to give you a ticket. B: I'm a broke college student. A: And I'm a broke police officer. Deal with it. B: Can't you just let me off with a warning? A: No way. I have to be firm with you. B: I'll buy you a box of donuts. A: You have got to be kidding me. B: I thought all cops liked donuts. A: That's a stereotype. You should really learn to be quiet. B: I'll stay quiet if you let me off with a warning.