A: There are some amenities missing from my hotel room. B: I'm so sorry to hear that. What is your room number and what's missing? A: I'm in room 143; there is no hairdryer. B: I can send one up to you right away. A: Great! So that I can use that hairdryer, can you also send up shampoo and conditioner? B: There should have been a basket in the bathroom with all that. A: Well, there isn't. B: Anything else I can send up to your room? A: Yes, I need an iron and an ironing board. B: Those aren't in your closet? A: Maybe they are invisible. I don't see them. B: I do apologize. I'll bring them personally.