A: There are some charges on the final bill that are incorrect. B: Okay, sir. Can you tell me which ones are in dispute? A: I never ordered this movie "The Care Bears Christmas." B: Are you sure your kids didn't order it? A: I don't have any kids. Besides I was at the theater at that time. B: All right, I'll take that charge off your bill. Anything else? A: Yeah, I didn't drink 4 bottles of Grey Goose from the minibar. B: I remember you calling for more vodka, sir. A: Yeah I ordered three more bottles, but I didn't drink any of them. B: Maybe you don't remember drinking the additional three bottles? A: What are you trying to say, that I'm an alcoholic? B: No, sir. I'm just reading what is in our system.