A: Do you hate flying as much as I do? B: Only when I have chatty seatmates. A: You look like a business traveler, am I right? B: I'm in sales, but please excuse me. I have a lot of work to do. A: Is that computer connected to the airplane wi-fi network? B: It is, so I can send work to my office even when travelling. A: I hope they pay you really well. B: That's really none of your business. A: Do you have a company credit card? B: I do because I travel so much. A: Maybe you can buy me a drink since all I have is cash. B: I can only pay for business expenses, not alcohol.