A: There really is no place like home even after a vacation. B: Um honey, did you tell the neighbor to water the plants? A: I thought you did. B: What about the mail, did you tell the neighbor to pick that up? A: So I have to do everything around here? B: What about the cat? A: What about the cat? B: Did you get the neighbor to feed the cat while we were gone? A: Cats are pretty good at taking care of themselves. B: I can't believe you! A: At least no one broke into the house while we were gone. B: Thank goodness for the small miracle.