A: There's a major problem with room 507. B: I'm sorry to hear that. Please tell me the exact problem. A: This room is overrun with cockroaches. B: There has been an occasional silverfish in the hotel, sir. A: I stopped counting at nine. B: Sir, this hotel just passed a thorough insect inspection with flying colors. A: Your inspector needs spectacles. The fact is that cockroaches are running rampant. B: I apologize, sir. Just a second, while I transfer you to my supervisor.