A: Does this hotel have an exercise facility? B: But of course! We have a great exercise facility. A: Good. Now exactly where is it? B: It's located right under our lobby. Just take the elevator or the stairs one flight down. A: Is this going to cost me anything? B: No, sir. The gym is absolutely free. However, be sure to take your room key with you. A: When does the gym open and close? B: The hours couldn't be better, 24/7. A: Very good. Now, is there a trainer down there? B: I wish I could tell you yes, but no, there isn't.