A: I need more amenities, please. B: Could you be a little more specific, sir? A: To be more specific, the free stuff, like soap, lotion, and shampoo. B: I understand. Now, you're saying that you've already used up all your amenities? A: No! I've got all I need for my stay here. B: So, what's the problem? A: I need souvenirs! B: You want some souvenirs! A: Yes, yes. Souvenirs. B: But, sir, our souvenir shop carries all those items. A: That's not the same thing. If you buy hotel souvenirs, they have no sentimental value. B: I understand, sir. I'll call housekeeping. You'll have your souvenirs shortly.