A: How do I get online with my laptop? B: Just plug the Ethernet cable into your computer, and you'll be online in a heartbeat. A: I see the cable. But my computer runs on wireless only. B: No problem. I'll tell you about our alternatives. A: Yes, I'd love to hear what the alternatives are. B: Our state-of-the-art computer lab is on the first floor. A: Great! But is it free? B: Sir, the computers are free to guests, but you do have to pay a nominal printing fee. A: You said there were other alternatives? B: Just use your computer here in the lobby. It's set up for wireless. A: That sounds like a winner. Now if I need to print something in the lobby? B: We might have a printer here next month. But for now, you'll have to go to the lab.