A: Have you heard who got elected? B: No, who won? A: Our new President is John McCain. B: What? You can't be serious! A: I was just as shocked when I found out. B: Why would anyone vote for McCain? A: The people have spoken. B: That's horrible. A: If you don't like that, then you're probably going to be mad at what I tell you next. B: More bad news? A: I was just joking, and Obama is our new President. B: Are you serious this time? That's wonderful news.
