A: So what are we doing on Saturday? B: I don't have anything planned. A: Are you kidding me? B: No, what is so special about Saturday? A: I shouldn't even have to tell you. B: Is it your birthday? A: No, it's our one-year anniversary! B: I am so sorry. A: You should be. I guess I'm not that important. B: You are. I'll make it up to you. A: How are you going to do that? B: I'm going to get you an expensive gift.