A: Are you a Democrat or a Republican? B: I am a Republican, of course. A: Republicans are conceited and judgmental! B: Your liberal stubbornness tells me you're a Democrat. A: Don't insult me! B: There's a reason the Democrats' mascot is a donkey. A: At least we're not unforgiving elephants! B: I don't agree with any of the Democratic outlooks. A: I don't believe in any Republican beliefs, either. B: What should we do, then? A: Let's just not talk politics, or we'll be like those terrible politicians! B: I guess regardless of viewpoints, politicians are all bad.
