A: I used to work in a deli. B: How did you like it? A: I loved it! B: Did you get free food? A: I ate free cheese and meat every day. B: That sounds like a great job. A: Whatever a customer ordered, I sliced off a little more for me. B: Did you get fat? A: No, but I did put on a few pounds. B: That sounds like a dream job. A: It was, until one day my manager caught me. B: No more free cheese for you, huh?