A: What have you done to my hair? B: I did exactly what you told me to do. A: I asked for a light trim, not for a butchering! B: I had to cut out all the split ends. A: I look like a grapefruit! My head is too round! B: It's a short bob, very stylish. A: It looks more like a bowl cut to me! B: It looks fantastic, don't exaggerate. A: I hate it! I'm not paying for this! B: You have to pay me for my labor! A: I'm never coming here ever again! B: Trust me, you won't be missed.