A: I hate Professor Hernandez! B: Me too! He keeps calling me stupid! A: You think that's bad? He gave me an F, because I double spaced my essay! B: But every professor wants essays double spaced. He's crazy! A: Professor Hernandez is weird. He wants essays triple spaced. B: That's just a waste of paper. Why does he like triple spacing? A: He says it's because he has to make a lot of corrections, because we're stupid. B: We should start a petition, and get him fired! A: We should, but he can find out. B: I know. If he found out, he would ruin everyone's life. A: He is so evil. B: That's why this petition has to work!