A: Can you please shut up? B: Maybe if you ask nicely, I will! A: This is a library, so you have to shut up. B: I didn't know laughing was a crime. A: It's a crime in the library. B: You're just jealous, because I'm having a good time, and you're not. A: No, that's not it at all. B: I'll shut up if you say you're sorry. A: Sorry for what? If anything, you should say sorry. B: Okay, fine. I'm sorry that your parents didn't teach you how to be nice. A: That does it. I'm getting a librarian. B: Go get one!
